News Flash ...!

A British company is developing a small computer chip that can store music in women's breasts.

This is considered a major breakthrough since women complain about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

My wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.

I'm okay with it because I get to watch sports all night.
I her stumble into bed around 4am. I wake next morning and go
outside to the family Volvo she drove last night. I am happy to
see it all in one piece.

But......... Wait a minute .

Do you need to look again?

Test Your Brain
This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.

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ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every " F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".
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Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
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1. COWS

2. THE CONSTITUTION

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and then track her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse.......You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment