Three old men were sitting around complaining about
how much their hands shook.

The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when
I shaved this morning I cut my face!"

The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake
so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced
all my flowers!"

The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing.
My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday,
I came three times."